jamesmariarty:

I’LL BURN THE HEART OUT OF YOU (Disney’s “Mulan” parody for Sherlockians)

WRITTEN & PERFORMED BY JamesMariarty (with help from Kirby)

((Click here to listen to my other Sherlock parody song, “One Post More”)) 

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LYRICS

MORIARTY
Let’s get down to business
Time to say goodbye
Solve our final problem
Or your friends will die
You’re the cleverest man I ever met,
But you can bet, before we’re through
Sherlock I’ll
Burn the heart
Out of you

Please dear, just come closer
Take a look below
Look, you’ve got an audience
Now it’s time to go

Well your doctor can’t protect you now
‘Cause he hasn’t got a clue
That I will
Burn the heart
Out of you

JOHN
I’m never gonna be in time

SHERLOCK
Say goodbye to those who knew me

JOHN
All I want to know is if he is okay

SHERLOCK
I need a moment for myself

MOLLY
I hope he’s gonna make it through this!

JOHN
Sherlock, just hold on please, I am on my way

(Make the jump)

MORIARTY
Stayin’ alive is so boring, innit?
(Make the jump)
‘Cause in the end, stayin’s all you do
(Make the jump)
Just kill yourself, it’s a lot less effort
Because deep inside, you know that it’s all true
I have told you earlier
“I O U a fall”
Seems you didn’t listen
Now step up that wall

It’s far sexier to finish this
With your death, with your adieu
See how I’ve
Burned the heart
Out of you

(Make the jump)
Stayin’ alive is so boring, innit?
(Make the jump)
‘Cause in the end, stayin’s all you do
(Make the jump)
Just kill yourself, it’s a lot less effort
Because deep inside, you know that it’s all true