"It’s on netflix"
A crucial component of any recommendation  (via gingerthon)

alisonshendrixs:

if u can’t handle me at my hardcore feminist then u can’t have me at literally any other time bc that’s all i am 24/7

fallohmeintothedark:

if u wanna date me I hope u like excessive swearing and long talks about feminism

psyducked:

Why do straight people feel the need to be rewarded for accepting gay people? Congrats on doing what is inherently correct your reward is: being a functional member of society

mihlayn:

new zealand’s finest

earthdad:

the rise and fall
earthdad:

the rise and fall
earthdad:

the rise and fall

earthdad:

the rise and fall

fortheloveofotps:

sqvad:

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

jesus crust

itsliketheyknowus:

"Oh, they DO carry it in a muted pastel!  Well, that’s embarrassing…"

itsliketheyknowus:

"Oh, they DO carry it in a muted pastel!  Well, that’s embarrassing…"

itsliketheyknowus:

"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!” 

itsliketheyknowus:

"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!”