If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
Need this for reference again
My brother had this book. I will never not laugh at “You ATE it!?”
If I ever get married my wedding vows will include “because life is long and you are hot” and no one can stop me.
I JUST WANT TO WRAP MYSELF UP IN A THOUSAND FLUFFY PUPPIES
so I set up my headband for a date with a lawn gnome named Gilbert
my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child
your mother must be so proud of her strong, smart child who lives each day dealing with anxiety and depression and still holds on
oh man wow
#you see that girl sam? #the one that is sitting lazily behind her computer with one hand on her face and the other on her mouse’s scroll wheel? #I bet I could get into her panties by the end of this basketball game #dean this isn’t a race #only losers say that sammy
DAT TAG. Holy fuck, I’m smiling like crazy now
general psa:
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
Fun
We Are Young
Fun - We Are Young - OST “The Sims 3 Showtime”
MY FACE HURTS FROM LAUGHING
MENAAAIIIII
WE BAH YUUUUUUUUUU
I think this is what English sounds like to people who don’t understand it.
jEUSU FUKC TAKE THE WHEEL OMFGF
what. the. fuck?!
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD OH MY GOD
THIS IS COOL GUYS
